Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
I suppose you could mount this on your bus pass if you must but it really isn't necessary.
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
I'm really good at losing and forgetting rings when I take them off. Maybe if I had a pet narwhal he'd remind me to put them back on!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!