I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.
Toss one of these at the head of your most beloved. It won't hurt, they're just little pillows!
Snacktime! Pull up your carpet square for a cookie and some milk while Mrs. Jackson reads us a story. Then we get to take a nap and then recess! Will it ever get better than kindergarten? I need more coloring books in my life.
Pasta is my #1 true love for life. I've never understood how anyone can give up pasta for a low-carb lifestyle or eat nasty whole grain pasta to be healthier. To those who have to give it up because of celiac or a wheat allergy, I weep for you. I could never. I would die. I'm so glad it loves me back.
If hot chocolate really loved me it would be zero calories and never get cold and grow that weird skin over the top. It would also always carry a healthy dose of Rumplemintz in its depths.
Let's face it, once you cut into a pie it's just a mess. It's much easier to maintain the aesthetics of a pie if each person has their own.
Even if you're spending today alone, treat yourself to something sweet and luxurious. Splurge a little!
They'll fight for your love and give you powerful, sneaky hugs!
I can never hold four toothpicks firmly in one hand, this is just what I need!
