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You and I fit together just right, love.

No Face just wants to spread the love. Don't be afraid.

I propose that it always be Valentine's Day in our hearts if not on our calendars. Why should you have to wait until next February to make a cake this lovely?

If hot chocolate really loved me it would be zero calories and never get cold and grow that weird skin over the top. It would also always carry a healthy dose of Rumplemintz in its depths.

Let's pretend Valentine's Day is still going on, there's so much awesome lovely food out there. I like my sweets to have a little angry edge. Domo it is!

Dark lumps or light?

Share the gamer love.

I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.

When I was a wee tot I had a Woodstock Christmas tree ornament. My brother had Snoopy and my sister had... the girl Snoopy. What was her name? Oh that's right, Belle! Thanks Google! Anyway, I always knew that despite species, Woodstock was always top dog. This cake proves it.

Snacktime! Pull up your carpet square for a cookie and some milk while Mrs. Jackson reads us a story. Then we get to take a nap and then recess! Will it ever get better than kindergarten? I need more coloring books in my life.

They'll fight for your love and give you powerful, sneaky hugs!

The fastest way to my heart is through the macaron hole.

Someone has gone and combined two of my favorite things: french fries and the Play Doh extruder press thing. Processed potato products are made of magic!

All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.

Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?

Toss one of these at the head of your most beloved. It won't hurt, they're just little pillows!