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You can trust this otter with your investments, how could such a jaunty bowler steer you wrong?

Sometimes you just can't decide, you know? I's nice that someone thought to just plop the two together to shut me up already. Move along, lady! There's a line behind you!

Do you have the skills to make your own kickass leather Batman helmet?

Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?

What could be an unfortunate accident gets seriously chic.

Not approved for people with a fear of having their heads eaten by sugar-craving dinosaurs.

Cute meets cosplay. I approve.

Even a badass bounty hunter neds to keep his ears warm.

Seven tentacles, removable hat, attitude, check!

"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."

I need a toothpick, where did that rascally rabbit go?

You're running out of time! Nyan Cat to the rescue!