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I need a toothpick, where did that rascally rabbit go?

I wish the little wings on this hat could help me commute to work in the mornings. Walking is so boring.

The man's big yellow hat has gotten a little out of control these days. That hat is massive! Or is George now a little pygmy monkey? Either way, I understand what's going on so much better now that it's clear that the hat is stuffed with cake.

Now grumpy cat can grumpy up your forehead, although getting this would make me happy...

It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.

Even a badass bounty hunter neds to keep his ears warm.

What could be an unfortunate accident gets seriously chic.

Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!

The tusks frame your face so nicely!

Because carrying a hat is far more stylish than wearing one.

I'm not sure if it's on purpose but the number 80 on this cake looks like it's made out of some magical fried potato concoction and it's singing to me! It must be my slow carb diet brain talking but somebody pass me the numbers and leave me be!

There are easier ways to keep warm than putting your head in an oven.

Sometimes you have complicated feelings to express and the only thing you can think of to convey said feelings is a hamster dressed as a lumberjack. Go with your gut.

You can trust this otter with your investments, how could such a jaunty bowler steer you wrong?