halloween

My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.

The only thing scary about these straws is how hard they are to clean.

Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!

Stitch him up for halloween

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I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?

It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?

I want to make a Halloween costume for every item in my house. The wooden spoons will be superheroes, the blender will go as a toaster and the couch will be Jabba the Hutt.

It's seriously Fall these days. I'm excited to get out all my big cozy sweaters and snuggle up on the couch with warm blankets and tea!

Load it up with your favorite blood type!

Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand

Sometimes the real world is a little too cheery and bright. Wearing a reminder of the spooky side is a good balance.

Just a few simple x's and you're Halloween ready!

"Me not always monstrous. Me have whole entire range of emotion. Can be pretty sweet guy."