I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
I wish I could use this to shoot the rain back into the sky.
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
Kitty's getting tired of the cutesy, innocent game, it's time to show her aggressive side.
I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.