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Oink oink! Come on, don't listen to them, just one cupcake won't hurt you! Just half? Just one piggie? Mmmmmmm pork!

Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.

Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!

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Time for walks in the park with a wagon. What are you gonna put in the wagon? Puppies? Pumpkins? Children? Dried corn?

They can be tough to spot lumbering through the grass but I hear it's good luck to find one in your yard.

These horses are adorable but they raise so very many questions! Why do some of them have big red lips? Why are they wearing thong underwear? And why does that one horse but have a jockey cap on? Horses: mystery of the racetrack!

I half expect a playing card minion to come along and start slapping red paint around to cover up for a planting mistake.

In my mind, the days of the dinosaur looked just like this with lots of bright colors and bright beady eyes and friendly faces. Hey, where's my neon pink dinosaur saddle? I want to go for a sweet ride.

You guys, look at that tiny little hedgehog! LOOK AT HIM! He looks a little bewildered, a little lost. Thankfully there are plenty of mushrooms and sweet grasses for him to munch on while he goes about his day and finds his way through the sugary forest.

If there are Cadbury Mini Eggs within 500 feet of me I WILL find them. Rest assured. Sorry kiddos, this Easter egg hunt belongs to ME!