goldfish

Don't put all your furniture in that one side of the room, just, you know, be aware.

Even goldfish should have adventures.

Don't worry, he's not a real fish, but he's just about as cuddly as a real one.

I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!