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Here's one way to get your kids to eat veggies, tell them they're turkey feathers! They'll gobble them right up!

You can only use them when you really really need them.

Milk straight from the source... sort of.

How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!

These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.

Amezaiku is the Japanese art of shaping sugar into edible works of art reminiscent of blown glass. Incredible! I think I have a new obsession!

Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!

You're always hogging all the cups!

Way to take your food literally! This is a chocolate Guinness cake shaped like a pint glass and topped with whipped Guinness. I'll take one with a pint on the side, thanks!

Source: The Island of Dr. Gateau http://drgateau.com/?p=2230

Cookies are super yummy, especially if you've got some milk to go with them. Now imagine that the glass of milk is really a ball of cake covered in fondant. Is your mouth watering yet? I'll wait while you find something with which to mop the drool from your keyboard.

This looks like the ideal breakfast when I had one too many the night before and I refuse to get out of bed for another couple more hours. If my husband would humor me and bring me berries and cream I might even agree to empty the litter box!

Optimism will get you drunk only half as fast. What a rip off.

Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!

Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.