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This bunny is too cute. Take him from my view. I won't have it!

Pugs are so cute and dumb looking. Let's celebrate their derp!

Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?

These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.

Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!

Optimism will get you drunk only half as fast. What a rip off.

You can only use them when you really really need them.

This looks like the ideal breakfast when I had one too many the night before and I refuse to get out of bed for another couple more hours. If my husband would humor me and bring me berries and cream I might even agree to empty the litter box!

You're always hogging all the cups!

Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!

A towel is a pretty boring thing to buy, but when it looks like a sweet snack, I'll buy most anything.

Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.

How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!