You can only use them when you really really need them.
Pugs are so cute and dumb looking. Let's celebrate their derp!
Way to take your food literally! This is a chocolate Guinness cake shaped like a pint glass and topped with whipped Guinness. I'll take one with a pint on the side, thanks!
Source: The Island of Dr. Gateau http://drgateau.com/?p=2230
You're always hogging all the cups!
Here's one way to get your kids to eat veggies, tell them they're turkey feathers! They'll gobble them right up!
This bunny is too cute. Take him from my view. I won't have it!
Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!
Milk straight from the source... sort of.
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
Optimism will get you drunk only half as fast. What a rip off.
This looks like the ideal breakfast when I had one too many the night before and I refuse to get out of bed for another couple more hours. If my husband would humor me and bring me berries and cream I might even agree to empty the litter box!