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This looks like the ideal breakfast when I had one too many the night before and I refuse to get out of bed for another couple more hours. If my husband would humor me and bring me berries and cream I might even agree to empty the litter box!

Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!

These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.

These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!

Pugs are so cute and dumb looking. Let's celebrate their derp!

Cookies are super yummy, especially if you've got some milk to go with them. Now imagine that the glass of milk is really a ball of cake covered in fondant. Is your mouth watering yet? I'll wait while you find something with which to mop the drool from your keyboard.

This bunny is too cute. Take him from my view. I won't have it!

How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!

Amezaiku is the Japanese art of shaping sugar into edible works of art reminiscent of blown glass. Incredible! I think I have a new obsession!

You're always hogging all the cups!

Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.

Optimism will get you drunk only half as fast. What a rip off.

A towel is a pretty boring thing to buy, but when it looks like a sweet snack, I'll buy most anything.