I'd never even considered that giraffes' spots weren't as interesting as they could be until now. You go giraffe! You flaunt whatever pattern you like!
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It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
The giraffes at the zoo have it made, they can see over the fences!
I want a whole herd of these guys roaming my house!
This giraffe is too sleepy! You'd think that being part of a coffee drink would keep one peppy, but evidently this guy could do with an extra shot or two.
Hunting giraffes is not recommended. Plus, how would you fit an entire giraffe head in your house? Let's go small or go home.
You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!