As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Guitar ornaments from Stupid.com http://www.stupid.com/Guitar-Tree-Ornamentsp2783.html
I've gone to the trouble of finding the cutest ornaments for you this year. They're all just a click away!
I do lament that more of my writing implements don't smell like sugar cookies.
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
I love the Deathly Hallows symbol. To people who know, it's an incredibly powerful message, to those who don't, it's still a really cool looking shape. Perfect for anyone!