I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
One guess what we'll be wrapping our CheezHQ gift exchange goodies with this year.
Ooh a panda for every mood! Each genre of music deserves its own color profile, don't you think?
Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!
You're looking mighty foxy today. Something about your ears...
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?
However you may feel about Katy Perry, you can't deny the allure of a frilly dress covered with tiers of cupcakes. This Barbie is all sweetness.
I love the Deathly Hallows symbol. To people who know, it's an incredibly powerful message, to those who don't, it's still a really cool looking shape. Perfect for anyone!
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.