furry

This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

Available at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62306689/pink-mammoth-plush?ref=v1other2 ($45)

Thank you, Quirmelle for watching my dust bunnies while I was out of town. What will you take in payment?

People don't give sheep enough credit for being helpful and handy in all sorts of tasks.

It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.

I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.

Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!

You'll never be alone with this little guy strapped on your back.

while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.