I can never hold four toothpicks firmly in one hand, this is just what I need!
Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.
I'm sorry to make breakfast so traumatic but this little bear just BEGGED me to have his plea for mercy posted on the site. I can't promise that be escaped unscathed but you can help prevent atrocities like this in the future. Only eat foods shaped like inanimate objects!