These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.