When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.
Wall-E has nothing but love to give. Just snuggle up and get cozy, he's gotcha.
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?