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Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.

It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.

Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.

Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!

You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!

The most logical octopus you'll ever see.

Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.

When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?

I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

Cute meets cosplay. I approve.

You just can't help but gravitate toward him.

What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?

These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.

What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!

When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.