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When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.

I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.

Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.

What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!

The most logical octopus you'll ever see.

He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.

Cute meets cosplay. I approve.

Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!

Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.

When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?

I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.

You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!

Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!

You just can't help but gravitate toward him.