When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Wall-E has nothing but love to give. Just snuggle up and get cozy, he's gotcha.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.