I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!