Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.