That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
The Japanese have really cornered the market on fish-shaped cakes!
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!
Koala! Pikachu! Snails! Happy kids with antennas! Flowers! I just want to shout at this cute lunch about how cute it is! YOU ARE ADORABLE!
I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Available at: Fabric Kitchen http://www.etsy.com/listing/58687191/cute-penguin-plush ($35 each)
You wanna see some seriously small food and how it's made? Feast your eyes.
That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
I don't have a source for these so I can't say if they're candy or cakes or what but I do know they're not fish. Any guesses as to what is hidden inside?
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
Available at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Fish-Ice-Cube-Tray/dp/B002SFCB9S?ie=UTF8&tag=holycool-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969 ($8)
Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/cold-fish-ice-cube-tray.html
It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.
You've caught a big one! Just be careful not to eat your fishing pole!