fish

So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.

Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.

You've caught a big one! Just be careful not to eat your fishing pole!

Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!

You wanna see some seriously small food and how it's made? Feast your eyes.

Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.

That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!

The Japanese have really cornered the market on fish-shaped cakes!

It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.

You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?

I don't have a source for these so I can't say if they're candy or cakes or what but I do know they're not fish. Any guesses as to what is hidden inside?

It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.

Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.