fish

Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.

Available at: Fabric Kitchen http://www.etsy.com/listing/58687191/cute-penguin-plush ($35 each)

So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.

Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.

It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.

You've caught a big one! Just be careful not to eat your fishing pole!

You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?

Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!

Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.

Available at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Fish-Ice-Cube-Tray/dp/B002SFCB9S?ie=UTF8&tag=holycool-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969 ($8)

Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/cold-fish-ice-cube-tray.html

I don't have a source for these so I can't say if they're candy or cakes or what but I do know they're not fish. Any guesses as to what is hidden inside?