That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
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Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
The Japanese have really cornered the market on fish-shaped cakes!
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.
Koala! Pikachu! Snails! Happy kids with antennas! Flowers! I just want to shout at this cute lunch about how cute it is! YOU ARE ADORABLE!
You wanna see some seriously small food and how it's made? Feast your eyes.
You've caught a big one! Just be careful not to eat your fishing pole!
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!