Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
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Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/cold-fish-ice-cube-tray.html
That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!
You wanna see some seriously small food and how it's made? Feast your eyes.
It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.
You've caught a big one! Just be careful not to eat your fishing pole!
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
Available at: Fabric Kitchen http://www.etsy.com/listing/58687191/cute-penguin-plush ($35 each)
So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?