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Where there's smoke, there's fire. These smokey jokes will have you peering through the haze for more. Just don't get too close to these raging puns and jokes, you might get burned.

candle clock fire marking time - 5451815680
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One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!

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candle chandelier Drip fire melt wax - 5595568128
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I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!

alcohol chocolate cupcakes dangerous epicute fancy fire strawberries - 4747793408
By Unknown
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Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!

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art fake fire fireplace light pixelated - 6262616832
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Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.

board game fire game gnomes grees shadows - 6443573504
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hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!

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campfire craft fabric fire handmade Plush - 5774125824
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Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.

boots fire fire truck kids rainboots wellies - 4906584064
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I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!

fire flame lamp light light bulb oil - 6283760128
Via Etsy
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I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!