fire

hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!

I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!

I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!

Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.

Via Incredible Things

I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!

Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.

Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!

One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!