Where there's smoke, there's fire. These smokey jokes will have you peering through the haze for more. Just don't get too close to these raging puns and jokes, you might get burned.
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Via Incredible Things
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!