figurine

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.

Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)

You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$

xobostonterrier

Frighteningly accurate 1/6 scale reproduction of legendary pop icon Prince.

Who said Kitty wasn't capable of a little of the old ultraviolence?

Available at: Magic Bean Buyer http://www.etsy.com/shop/magicbeanbuyer ($20 each)

Available at: Feltmates http://www.etsy.com/listing/61057362/lovebird-pincushion ($25)

Available at: Next http://www.nextmodernhome.com/productinfo.php?manufacturersid=21&products_id=470 ($53)

Available at: TNZ Sculptures http://www.etsy.com/listing/58680756/hot-dog-dachshund-miniature-sculpture ($9 each)

Available at: Woodzies http://www.etsy.com/listing/57647398/lil-birdy-boo?ref=em ($30)

Available at: Temple7e http://www.etsy.com/listing/57884002/kokeshi-doll-sasha-the-kokeshi-ninjette ($25 each)

Do you have an old papercraft Sad Keanu on your monitor? It's time to upgrade to a 3D printed one.