Who said Kitty wasn't capable of a little of the old ultraviolence?
I'm going to call her Nadine. Because I can. Nadine's contribution to this month's book club meeting is a pot of lovely oolong tea and a sprightly debate about Balzac. She's always got an opinion.
This girl is guaranteed* to bring a little magic into your life.
*Not actually guaranteed.
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Available at: Fred Flare http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=5913&cat=316 ($44)
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Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!
The grey owl, that's who!