Available at: mykobocek http://www.etsy.com/listing/38660123/rain-rain-go-away-handmade-pom-pom-mouse ($49)
Sometimes I think Link just needs a good hug.
Available from My Paper Crane http://www.etsy.com/listing/56287667/toilet-paper-roll-plush
Do you have an old papercraft Sad Keanu on your monitor? It's time to upgrade to a 3D printed one.
Available at: Fred Flare http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=5913&cat=316 ($44)
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.