felt

Careful, this might make your phone a little too delicious.

"BEEP BOP BEEP."

I wonder how much damage it would do to just nibble on these felt noodles a little. Just a little. I should be okay, right?

Toss one of these at the head of your most beloved. It won't hurt, they're just little pillows!

Tiny things are always better than their larger counterparts. Don't you wish they made real chihuahuas this size?

Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!

Don't make me pull the Wookiee out of my pocket

I wish I had a real little Steve Martin around to be wry and silly and to sing me to sleep. This will have to do.

He won't bite, I promise. He's been de-fanged.

Available at: None Such Garden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50946349/tototl-the-quetzal-wool-felt-plush-doll ($100)

Who, who, who is in my pocket?

Tie fighters just aren't as snuggly as they should be. This should help.