These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
Have you ever seen a cannoli so wee or so precious? I can get full heartedly behind this trend of micro desserts. Usually I only want one or two bites of a dessert and this way you can try a whole bunch of different nibbles and not feel all guilty about it.
What a delicious way to take out some frustrations. You could make a pastry or ice cream voodoo doll made to look like your worst enemy Mandy Bluth from 8th grade biology class and fill her with nails! Then EAT HER! Take that Mandy! Who's in charge now, you frizzy haired witch?!