God, that must be so embarrassing for her!
I have very little talent with a needle and thread, my stitches are never the right size, they aren't uniform or consistent. This is my kind of embroidery right here. I could spend hours placing sprinkles with tweezers. Bring it on.
Not only do nerds have more fun, they can also see better through their thick glasses.
The fuzzy friends in Star Wars really are the best.