Why shouldn't your breakfast look like it came from a magical garden?
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!