As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Someday I'm gonna catch me one of them sugar birds who lays Cadbury Mini Eggs and I'm going to keep it captive and secret so I can eat the chocolatey goodness all year round and NO I'M NOT SHARING.
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
Hand crafted, colorful, useful, fierce!
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
Recipes are all fine and good when they're simply printed but there's something magic about watching something come together creatively in a video. More, more!
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!