earrings

Perfect for Thanksgiving. Now if I can just keep Grandpa from trying to lick them.

Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.

Available at: Mmagda http://www.etsy.com/listing/53278208/mickey-mouse-cupcake-earrings ($10)

I'd wear these earrings out to get hammered and hope to meet a Norse god of my own.

These little wooden birdies will fly to you all the way from Slovenia to enhance any outfit! Isn't that nice of them?

Sometimes I have a hard time remembering how long a centimeter is. These would come in really handy.

You're cute but we gotta do something about that mouth of yours.

Available at: Missonyx http://www.etsy.com/listing/31310973/happy-white-felt-cloud-earrings ($8)

These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!

Have no fear! Dr. Tinycat is here! He'll keep you safe and healthy. Promise.

You're looking mighty foxy today. Something about your ears...

You make my potions bubble!

You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.

Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)

Elegance, thy name is Longcat!

I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.