earbuds

Available at: Gadget4all http://gadget4all.com/proddetail.php?prodid=01112&deptid=&catid=025 ($7)

I wouldn't want to keep it in my pocket but it sure is a good way to keep your cords from tangling in a mess.

They look and smell like gummy bears, but I can't eat them. For all the good they're doing I might as well shove them in my ears!

As long as they're not scratching the hell out of my neck, I'm sold!