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I haven't had a chance to see Brave yet but I am super excited! Who doesn't love a kickass heroine?

You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.

The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!

Our sweet princess continues to rock those cinnamon rolls with her bouncing giant head.

Much like a high school parenting class prop, these are dolls that act like babies who need nurturing. They're designed to be virtual companions for elderly people who are lonely and need someone around to care for. What do we think, cute or creepy?

As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!

Man, birds live forever! At least when you die you don't have to will this one to a family member.

Japanese Kokeshi dolls are precious and a perfect way to introduce your little ones to the joys of Star Wars.

You know you've always wondered what Beetlejuice would look like if he was a woman. The answer is not bad actually.

Soften up a little, ballerina. Your solo is coming up.

It's only a flesh wound!

Now you can have someone to keep a look out for nargles!

Is there anything on this planet cuter than a Fennec Fox? I think not. The ear to head ratio is just ridiculous and can't be rivaled.

I love corn, I love baby corn, I love cute, drooly babies with only one tooth. His little husk bib is just the cherry on top!

You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!

Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!