Now here's a role for Barbie that I can get behind!
Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!
I haven't had a chance to see Brave yet but I am super excited! Who doesn't love a kickass heroine?
It's only a flesh wound!
The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
Our sweet princess continues to rock those cinnamon rolls with her bouncing giant head.
Omg you guys, remember Monchichis?! I haven't seen them in a million years! I'm still not sure if they're cute or kind of creepy but I do know I just got a huge dose of nostalgia.
Man, birds live forever! At least when you die you don't have to will this one to a family member.
Soften up a little, ballerina. Your solo is coming up.
I love corn, I love baby corn, I love cute, drooly babies with only one tooth. His little husk bib is just the cherry on top!
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.
Now you can have someone to keep a look out for nargles!
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
I hope this little Russian ladies are fans of the Bronx because they're about to have their faces continually rocked.