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Now you can have someone to keep a look out for nargles!

Soften up a little, ballerina. Your solo is coming up.

It's only a flesh wound!

You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.

The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!

You know you've always wondered what Beetlejuice would look like if he was a woman. The answer is not bad actually.

Japanese Kokeshi dolls are precious and a perfect way to introduce your little ones to the joys of Star Wars.

Now here's a role for Barbie that I can get behind!

This artist makes custom plush portraits based off of photos of your loved ones. AMAZING! She's currently not taking commissions but will be again at some point. Well worth the wait, I say!

As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!

I hope this little Russian ladies are fans of the Bronx because they're about to have their faces continually rocked.

Our sweet princess continues to rock those cinnamon rolls with her bouncing giant head.

Man, birds live forever! At least when you die you don't have to will this one to a family member.

Wonder Woman is so huggable these days! I wonder if she comes with her invisible airplane. It's hard to tell by the photo.

Much like a high school parenting class prop, these are dolls that act like babies who need nurturing. They're designed to be virtual companions for elderly people who are lonely and need someone around to care for. What do we think, cute or creepy?

Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!