Red pandas will be the death of me. I may need insulin.
This snooty pup only appreciates the finest of literature.
How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!
Available at: TNZ Sculptures http://www.etsy.com/listing/58680756/hot-dog-dachshund-miniature-sculpture ($9 each)
This guy will guard your foyer, keep your umbrellas from getting moldy, and when the weather is dry, you can sit on him!
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.