How can your face be so pouty when you're full of delicious booze? It's party time!
This dog purse is hypnotizing me into buying it. Let me go find my credit card.
Pugs make good guard dogs. They snorfle people who try to steal your phone!
If you do have a corgi, you're gonna have to mount this baby almost on the floor!
my dog is forever shoving at my elbow with her nose. Now I can get an impression of that sweet nosy nose made into a custom pendant! (Cold and wet not included.)
Available at: TNZ Sculptures http://www.etsy.com/listing/58680756/hot-dog-dachshund-miniature-sculpture ($9 each)
Have you ever been in a room with more than one Boston Terrier? It's one of the craziest and most hilarious things you'll ever see. These little cookie dogs look pretty chill but let me tell you, it's just the calm before the storm my friends.
Do you long for the days of rainbow dolphins jumping majestically over candy pink waves on your trapper keeper? Thank goodness for Urban Outfitters!
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
This snooty pup only appreciates the finest of literature.
One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.