It's not very cool to get injured and need a cast, but if you have to have one, it's awesome to be able to print your actual X-ray on the outside! Now you don't have to keep answering inane questions about what happened. Just show them the break.
Anything that makes dinner more like Speak & Spell is tops in my book!
I need someone to hand paint all my shoes. Factory colors are boring!
Does the Melisandre pony give birth to a real shadow demon? Cool!
Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
Good thing there's a case on this phone because I just drooled all over it like a toddler. Gimme!
A beloved childhood drawing can be brought to life in plushy form! I gotta go find that caterpillar drawing!