I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
Kitty looks so handsome in 3D!
Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.
Does this make the loss of Firefly more or less bittersweet?
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Anything that makes dinner more like Speak & Spell is tops in my book!
Good thing there's a case on this phone because I just drooled all over it like a toddler. Gimme!
I need someone to hand paint all my shoes. Factory colors are boring!
It's not very cool to get injured and need a cast, but if you have to have one, it's awesome to be able to print your actual X-ray on the outside! Now you don't have to keep answering inane questions about what happened. Just show them the break.
Does the Melisandre pony give birth to a real shadow demon? Cool!
Who knew there were so many ways to dress a penguin?!
A beloved childhood drawing can be brought to life in plushy form! I gotta go find that caterpillar drawing!