When you've got some serious money to blow, spend it on the most frivolous things.
It's the end of the school year, without Mr. Ames' help you never would have passed that government exam. Toss him a little love.
Your cuffs are getting tired of those old Mario cufflinks. Update!
Don't be ashamed, everybody poops.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
Are you on or off today?
Bilbo enjoys the quiet life, his pipe, his acorn cufflinks, and ADVENTURE!