Real puppies slobber too much, this is perfect.
Brownies are pretty exciting on their own, then you put them on a stick and everybody gets all jazzed, then you dip them in colored candy and it gets kind of swoony in here and THEN you come out with all sorts of sprinkles and I'm pretty certain we've lost several to a case of the vapors.
I can speak from experience when I say that having a super adorable apron to wear in the kitchen makes cooking and cleaning less of a chore. Knowing you look cute makes you feel cute and feeling cute just amps up the energy a bit. Then my roast chicken tastes even better.
When presented with a selection of cupcakes such as this, how on earth do you make a choice?! That little red rose in the front is calling to me, it's voice is sugary, soothing, seductive. "I look like embossed wallpaper, my rose looks like a real flower, don't you want a little taste?"