Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
My kingdom for a Harry Potter cake! This is just exquisite! It's a shame the birthday boy's name is Ronald since clearly this cake is not about our dear Mr. Weasley. Those lightning bolts and that golden snitch are all Harry all the way. Can I just nibble on a coin for a minute? I promise I'll be quiet and won't bother anyone!
From the site, because they put it so well: "It eats! It Oinks! It doesn't wear pants! This is one hungry piggy bank. Feed it a coin and watch as it devours the entire thing! Saving your money was never so easy and funny! Old school piggy banks are so passe!"