I know you don't want to believe this, but these are actually, seriously, for reals edible! Could you imagine working so hard to make the cutest little king bear snack and chomping into his crunch little head? I'm so sorry, bear. Sometimes a girl just needs her chocolate.
By appearance alone I'm assuming this ice cream is toasted marshmallow flavored. And then there's the chocolate, and the cone, these are s'mores! I like the thought of eating a cold version of a warm food on a hot day. Maybe if you confuse your brain enough you'll forget that you're dying of heat stroke.