chocolate

Ooh crunchy chocolate butterflies! Will you grace every dessert I ever eat?

These matches are "strike anywhere" because hunger really can take over when you're not expecting it!

You guys, that big giant thing at the bottom isn't a table, it's a coin. Those chocolate bears are almost invisibly small! Squee!

I'm sorry I have to do this, koala, but you're just too damn delicious.

There was a girl in my high school creative writing class who would occasionally wear her mom's airbrushed Neil Diamond Denim vest to school. It was both the coolest and the dumbest thing ever. I was so jealous.

I think we can all agree that the discount half-gallon bricks of Neapolitan ice cream we used to get as kids was pretty terrible stuff. If only my mother had thought of this instead!

There's something extra satisfying about getting really messy when you're eating a snack. All the chocolate melting on your hands and the marshmallow squishing out everywhere. Pure decadence.

As much as I say I want to totally start decorating all my food and making it look all cute and everything, I have to admit, I never follow through. Someday I'll make an adorable sandwich, guys, I promise!

How could you disturb this perfection with a fork? Oh easy, just use your hands and cram it into your face by the fistful!

Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.

Did you guys see the transit of Venus across the sun yesterday? I'm sure all the sunflowers felt a little extra love! Let's all eat sunflower cookies to celebrate!

Cupcakes have too much cake in them. use some of that space for something more creative like hidden candy under a chocolate shell! I wish I had thought of this.

This is like a party in a paper cup right here! I want to dance around with one in each hand like delicious maracas! After they've cooled of course.

I love the idea of being able to completely customize my own box of chocolates. I could craft a whole collection of flavor-based nostalgia spanning my whole life. Amazing!

Do you love chocolate enough for you to declare it your Valentine? Haven't you always wanted headphones that smell like chocolate? Dreams do come true!