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Accessorizing is a piece of cake!

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You ARE the golden ticket!

Show that mean old dentist that you're not afraid of him! You embrace dental hygiene! Look how happy your teeth are!

Now you can wear ceiling cat all the time and he will watch you do every little thing.

I could eat eggs with every meal, this doesn't have to be a morning only accessory.

I know it looks really far away, but I'll help you reach it.

I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.

Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.

For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.

This little robot looks like she's doing aerobics down and the Y. Rock those legwarmers, sister!

Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.

This is about right. Mint ice cream does deserve to be dipped in gold and crowned as royalty.

That is one tiny, balanced meal!