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Available from Mariska http://www.etsy.com/listing/54597821/pink-hippo-necklace ($22)

Dreams of floating up into the sky may have to wait until a later date, but you don't have to let go of them altogether.

I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.

Who is that mysterious astronaut in the tinted helmet? Whoever he is, we can tell from the bowtie that he's pretty dapper.

Hey guys, you know how we have all this cute stuff on this site and you just LOVE it? Yeah well we can't post any cute stuff if you don't send it to us. Just click the "Upload" tab at the top of the page there and show us where to get the cutest of the cute!

I could eat eggs with every meal, this doesn't have to be a morning only accessory.

Wear your cupcake pride on your chest, not just your thighs.

Origami made of paper doesn't endure much abuse. I like the idea of being able to hold onto a great piece like this.

Your heart requires safe keeping. Don't want it to get broken, do you?

Available at: The Purple Shurmple http://www.etsy.com/listing/48535772/strawberry-cream-sandwich-necklace ($13)

They are the shrunken skulls of those who tried to eat my leftovers out of the office fridge.

If you can't beat winter, join it!

For having such an amazing hairdo, you should have a happier look on your face!

And here you thought it was the wind making the swings move!

Ah the sea cow, such a majestic creature!

If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.