Hey I think your cell phone is buzzing. These cellular puns will have you dialing for more in no time.
Personally, I always have headphones plugged into my phone, but if I didn't, I'd gladly have a sweet little bear head.
They look so real and soft, I want to have a bite!
I'm gonna get one for my iPhone just to mess with people.
I need a little friend around to keep my phone free of face smudges. My shirt just isn't cutting it anymore.
Speaking into your wristwatch is a very James Bond sort of concept. Now imagine James Bond as a Harajuku girl and you're on the right path.
Has there ever been anything girlier than this phone case? I expect it to smell like the bags of musty potpourri my aunt used to give me for Christmas that had been sitting in her smoky house, sucking up the smells of her chain smoking.
You can't carry your cat around to clean your phone for you everywhere you go, plus, this way you don't get kitty litter all over yourself.
I have come up with so many creative and inventive ways to get my cell phone to stand up properly so I can watch videos. If only I had a friendly bear to take care of that for me.
I can't live without my iPhone. It must be within reach at all times or I panic. This might help soothe me a little.
Is that chowder? I could really go for some chowder right now.
Don't forget to have a snack! Milk is a good reminder.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.