cardboard

I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

Wait, is this one supposed to say "FAX ME?" What decade is it?

Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.

Kitties deserve stylish and trendy homes too. Get in on the new native wave with this cardboard teepee. Meow!

Available at: Think Geek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/e664/#tabs Via: Gizmodiva http://www.gizmodiva.com/pets/catsnowgettheirveryowncardboardcatscratchingpost.php ($30)

I want a whole herd of these guys roaming my house!

Imaginary taxidermy of imaginary animals is my favorite kind of taxidermy!

Kitties these days are living in some serious luxury! First the teepee, now this. Can I get an adult human sized cardboard house?