candy

Sometimes there is only one thing that can come through and really turn things around in a crisis.

Sweets are improved immeasurably by topping them with edible replicas of more tiny sweets. And sparkles. Really, do sparkles ever detract from anything?

I always figured the Death Star had a sweet center.

Sure sure, I know this isn't a real food in the world that you can find and eat, but isn't it fantastic? Wouldn't it be amazing to b shucking ears of corn for a BBQ and find one like this? Yummm, dessert!

Because I said so, that's why!

I've always been a little creeped out by white rabbits with red eyes. I'd obviously have to eat their scary eyes first just to get the traumatic part out of the way. shudder Now that that's over, I'm just really glad this isn't a Peep. Those things are nasty.

Sometimes you only want one little cookie. Sometimes you only want one little hard peppermint. I think this philosophy stretches across a lot of disciplines. Sometimes you only want one little cup of coffee, kiss from the dog, shot of tequila, chocolate on your pillow... I could go on and on.

You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.

You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.

This is one spicy surprise that I welcome in my mouth!

I think we can all agree that Cadbury Creme Eggs are disgusting and should not be consumed by humans (no arguing, I'm right!) right? But look! You can make them at home in a non-nasty form! Finally!

Sharing isn't such a hassle when each guest is assured their very own Kit Kats with their slice of cake. No fighting, except maybe over the spilled m&ms skittering off the table.

You don't look especially intelligent sucking on the buttons on your cardigan but I try not to judge.

Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.

I can speak from experience when I say that having a super adorable apron to wear in the kitchen makes cooking and cleaning less of a chore. Knowing you look cute makes you feel cute and feeling cute just amps up the energy a bit. Then my roast chicken tastes even better.