candles

Nothing gets me more excited to party than confetti and little stripey candles! Who has the champagne?

Eat them or burn them, eggs are a magical food.

Are you kidding me? I would LOVE to have my house smell like freshly sawed wood!

That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.

I don't usually serve my birthday cakes on a stump but this is so lovely, I may just have to start!

This cake belongs in an English garden with lots of wildflowers and vines and antique roses and tea-dyed lace dresses and big floppy hats. The bugs and plants will happily eat up all the crumbs I leave behind.

I want so very badly for this pancake candle to smell like freshly cooked pancakes complete with fresh melting butter. Are there candles that just smell like butter? Maybe Paula Deen can branch out...

I was never a dollhouse girl, I always thought they were a little creepy and probably came to life when I wasn't looking. I wouldn't blame them if they were presented with cake like this.

Sometimes just jamming a few candles in the cake just isn't special enough, you know?

You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!

I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.

Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!

Ooh, will it turn into popcorn as it burns? That would be one heck of a slow snack.