Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
There is nothing not to love about this cake. The green is so fresh and modern and the little buildings are so elegant and perfectly handmade. I've never even been to Amsterdam and I'm smitten.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I love the smell of newspaper especially on a chilly Fall morning. I'd also like a candle that smells like paper money. Delicious. What are your favorite odd scents?
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
I don't know what happened 100 times for this cake to be necessary, but I am so glad that it did! Dressing a cake up like a cake in a stack is pretty genius, it almost makes me believe all the cake lies.
Okay so YOU can't eat this adorable little cake, but your cat can! Just make sure and blow out that candle before any whiskers get singed!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.
Wild blueberries make me all giddy for summer. Picking them off the bush when they're warmed by the sun, it's almost impossible to not eat them all and have some left over for cake.
This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!