Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.
This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!
I don't know what happened 100 times for this cake to be necessary, but I am so glad that it did! Dressing a cake up like a cake in a stack is pretty genius, it almost makes me believe all the cake lies.
I love the smell of newspaper especially on a chilly Fall morning. I'd also like a candle that smells like paper money. Delicious. What are your favorite odd scents?
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
There is nothing not to love about this cake. The green is so fresh and modern and the little buildings are so elegant and perfectly handmade. I've never even been to Amsterdam and I'm smitten.
Okay so YOU can't eat this adorable little cake, but your cat can! Just make sure and blow out that candle before any whiskers get singed!
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Ooooh I hope there's a surprise center of Turkish delight! The white witch isn't really what she seems, you see.