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An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!

I'm good at leaving open cans sitting around anyway, now they'll grow pretties for me!

This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!

A little hammy, a lot snuggly. Don't feel bad about wishing you could eat him. We all understand.

Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?

Cameras are great and all, but honestly I just want a can wrapped in the lower half of a cat's face.

You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.