It's been over 20 years since I found Garfield the least bit funny, but there is something iconic about his silly fat face. I could get some serious pleasure out of eating his head.
Are these Mickey heads or Winnie the Pooh heads? Are the rainbows for Pride or just because rainbows are pretty? I think you'd be more likely to see Winnie at a Pride parade than Mickey. I mean come on, Pooh only wears a shirt, that's halfway to leather chaps!
It's almost time for one of my favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day! I'm not concerned with my Irish heritage or collecting kisses or wearing green (though I do look very nice in green). No, I'm excited about my good friend Matt's corned beef. he cures a crapload of brisket and cooks it all day, then pairs it with his amazing home made sauerkraut and mashed potatoes and soda bread and Irish cheddar and dark beer and ohhhhhhh... I better get to the gym, I'm fixing to pack on a few pounds.