cactus

I'm hoping no pointy bits were included in the construction of these desert desserts.

If you're anything like me you manage to kill even the most hard succulents. These are virtually indestructible.

I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.

He won't bite, I promise. He's been de-fanged.

It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.