cactus

It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.

If you're anything like me you manage to kill even the most hard succulents. These are virtually indestructible.

He won't bite, I promise. He's been de-fanged.

I'm hoping no pointy bits were included in the construction of these desert desserts.