A feast for finches! A roast for robins! A cornucopia for crows!
You could have an entire meal of burgers! Burgers for dinner and burgers for dessert!
Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.