burger

Are you feeling low on carcinogens? Here's a solution that is so much cheaper and easier than taking up smoking.

I might be able to handle a Big Mac if it's made itty bitty and crunchy. Sure I like a little grease now and then, but this is the perfect portion size.

The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...

I'm happy I haz you.

Available at: MimosaCards http://www.etsy.com/listing/57201344/cheeseburger-cat-im-happy-i-haz-you-set ($12 for a set of 10)

I'll take mine with no onions please.

It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.

Modern chefs of the world, watch your back! This deconstructed savory Nyan Cat burger is going to take the culinary world by storm! Anyone can make a passable nyan Cat cake, but to make a whole meal out of the meme is genius!

I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.