It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
I'll take mine with no onions please.
The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
Are you feeling low on carcinogens? Here's a solution that is so much cheaper and easier than taking up smoking.
Modern chefs of the world, watch your back! This deconstructed savory Nyan Cat burger is going to take the culinary world by storm! Anyone can make a passable nyan Cat cake, but to make a whole meal out of the meme is genius!
I'm happy I haz you.
Available at: MimosaCards http://www.etsy.com/listing/57201344/cheeseburger-cat-im-happy-i-haz-you-set ($12 for a set of 10)
I might be able to handle a Big Mac if it's made itty bitty and crunchy. Sure I like a little grease now and then, but this is the perfect portion size.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.