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I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

oh Kitty, you shouldn't have! That's so sweet of you to become a tasty snack!

Don't feel too bad for Mr. Bear Bun, I bet that egg wash was really good for his skin!

Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.

Such a friendly bun, I can hardly stand to eat him. But I'll try.

As much as I hate to do this, I'm gonna have to get inside your head a bit to get at that sweet bean paste. Sorry panda, I wish it didn't have to be this way!

I'm all about soap that smells like yummy foods, but I'm not sure I'd want to emerge from the shower smelling like a barbecue.