bun

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As much as I hate to do this, I'm gonna have to get inside your head a bit to get at that sweet bean paste. Sorry panda, I wish it didn't have to be this way!

Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.

I'm all about soap that smells like yummy foods, but I'm not sure I'd want to emerge from the shower smelling like a barbecue.

oh Kitty, you shouldn't have! That's so sweet of you to become a tasty snack!

I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

Such a friendly bun, I can hardly stand to eat him. But I'll try.

Don't feel too bad for Mr. Bear Bun, I bet that egg wash was really good for his skin!