Let me describe what you're looking at here: heart-shaped red velvet cheesecake marble brownies. There is not a word in that sentence to dislike. If they taste half as good as they sound I'm pretty sure I'll die.
Brownies are pretty exciting on their own, then you put them on a stick and everybody gets all jazzed, then you dip them in colored candy and it gets kind of swoony in here and THEN you come out with all sorts of sprinkles and I'm pretty certain we've lost several to a case of the vapors.
This chocolate cake is rich, decadent, nearly brownie-like in texture and totally inching its way toward my mouth, I swear. I'm not sure what happened; I went from not liking sweets at all to eating two whole brownies this last weekend. Someone who likes chocolate took over my body for a minute and it's freaking me out. But man oh man were those brownies delicious!