breakfast

Breakfast is a delicate affair. Don't overwhelm your eggs.

In today's installment of "Awesome Moms Who Throw Killer Sleepovers" we have a teeny tiny totally edible breakfast! The waffles are wafer cookies, the bacon is Big Red gum, the donuts are Cheerios... I am speechless. A round of applause, please!

Just try to name a single breakfast food that can't be made in the shape of Hello Kitty's head. Bet you can't!

All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!

I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.

Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!

Pop anything on a stick and it makes your meal 100% cuter!

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Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!

Because every meal should have its own designated light source.

Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!

Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".

I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

We have several trays like this in my home. Trays that are PERFECT for a romantic breakfast in bed. Have I ever found a lovely romantic breakfast in my bed? No. I have not. Though there was that one time I was really sick and got soup in bed. I guess that counts.

These pancakes are seriously cakey, they're made of good old cake batter. You know, like cake. I don't know why I never think of pancake as cake. I mean, it really does what it says on the box, what is my problem?

I'm fairly certain that we've seen cupcakes posing as every food group, every meal throughout the day, every fantastical food we could imagine. I really appreciate that this has a gummy candy egg on it but real bacon. There is no reason to fake it with the bacon. That's the real lesson here.