breakfast

I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.

I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.

It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.

Let's have a dinner party and everyone will bring a Dr. Suess themed dish! I've got the "Oh, the Places You'll Go" silver dollar pancakes all ready! If only we could incorporate the oh-so-controversial rainbow pancakes http://stuff.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/09/22/cute-food-photos-one-bite-of-breakfast-rainbow/ from a while back, we'd have a masterpiece on our hands.

Source: Baking Bites http://bakingbites.com/2005/09/sunday-brunch-light-and-fluffy-silver-dollar-pancakes/

Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".

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I don't have time to look out the window while I'm eating my toast. If only the food would tell me what to dress for.

Because every meal should have its own designated light source.

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't combine foods you love to create a delicious chimera. For instance, one of the best burgers I've ever eaten had peanut butter, bacon and a fried egg on it. Sounds bizarre, tastes AMAZING. Also, it was the only thing I ate that day, talk about a calorie bomb!

I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.

All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!

In today's installment of "Awesome Moms Who Throw Killer Sleepovers" we have a teeny tiny totally edible breakfast! The waffles are wafer cookies, the bacon is Big Red gum, the donuts are Cheerios... I am speechless. A round of applause, please!

Imaginary toy bears also need to start the day with a balanced breakfast!