breakfast

Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!

Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't combine foods you love to create a delicious chimera. For instance, one of the best burgers I've ever eaten had peanut butter, bacon and a fried egg on it. Sounds bizarre, tastes AMAZING. Also, it was the only thing I ate that day, talk about a calorie bomb!

I don't have time to look out the window while I'm eating my toast. If only the food would tell me what to dress for.

On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!

Just try to name a single breakfast food that can't be made in the shape of Hello Kitty's head. Bet you can't!

I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

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I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.

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Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!

Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!

That is one tiny, balanced meal!

Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".