breakfast

Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!

Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

Pop anything on a stick and it makes your meal 100% cuter!

Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!

It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.

I know the pancakes are miniature, which is an incredible feat, but I'm obsessed with the thought that someone grew a blueberry the size of a watermelon. Can you IMAGINE the pie you could get from those babies?

I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.

All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!

Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!

Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!

Available at: Alliesminis http://www.etsy.com/listing/61705455/egg-and-toast-breakfast-earrings ($9)

Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't combine foods you love to create a delicious chimera. For instance, one of the best burgers I've ever eaten had peanut butter, bacon and a fried egg on it. Sounds bizarre, tastes AMAZING. Also, it was the only thing I ate that day, talk about a calorie bomb!

Imaginary toy bears also need to start the day with a balanced breakfast!