breakfast

Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!

That is one tiny, balanced meal!

Pop anything on a stick and it makes your meal 100% cuter!

I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.

It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.

Because every meal should have its own designated light source.

I'm fairly certain that we've seen cupcakes posing as every food group, every meal throughout the day, every fantastical food we could imagine. I really appreciate that this has a gummy candy egg on it but real bacon. There is no reason to fake it with the bacon. That's the real lesson here.

I know the pancakes are miniature, which is an incredible feat, but I'm obsessed with the thought that someone grew a blueberry the size of a watermelon. Can you IMAGINE the pie you could get from those babies?

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".

Imaginary toy bears also need to start the day with a balanced breakfast!

Just try to name a single breakfast food that can't be made in the shape of Hello Kitty's head. Bet you can't!

These pancakes are seriously cakey, they're made of good old cake batter. You know, like cake. I don't know why I never think of pancake as cake. I mean, it really does what it says on the box, what is my problem?

Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!

All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!

We have several trays like this in my home. Trays that are PERFECT for a romantic breakfast in bed. Have I ever found a lovely romantic breakfast in my bed? No. I have not. Though there was that one time I was really sick and got soup in bed. I guess that counts.