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I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.

As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.

We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.

Modern chefs of the world, watch your back! This deconstructed savory Nyan Cat burger is going to take the culinary world by storm! Anyone can make a passable nyan Cat cake, but to make a whole meal out of the meme is genius!

Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.

You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!

The first time I ever saw eggs in a basket was in a black and white slapstick comedy from the 40s. I wish I could remember what the movie was. I was watching late at night probably about 12 years ago now and was so inspired by this snack they ate onscreen that I had to make it immediately. It has since become a standby snack that I will eat at any time of day. Nowadays I add Sriracha and maybe some quick sauteed greens and call it lunch. Excuse me, I have to go turn on the stove now.

Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.

It's the craze that keeps on giving!

Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding your hair.

Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.

No more excuses for not doing something special for a loved one if you don't bake! All you need is some bread, a jar of Nutella and a little creativity and you can brighten anyone's day. I'm inspired for sure!

Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?

Would be bread. Right? Isn't that how it goes?

While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.