bread

Would be bread. Right? Isn't that how it goes?

Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.

Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?

I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.

These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.

All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.

I'm not one to combine pb and bananas with jelly (Now Nutella! That's another story!) but some friends go together like that, just a little on the edge.

It's the craze that keeps on giving!

I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?

Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

Rilakkuma has such a neutral expression on his face, I'm always wondering if he might be silently judging everything I do. Then you go and present me with a whole platter of silent judgy bear faces like this and I'm early put off my lunch.

No more excuses for not doing something special for a loved one if you don't bake! All you need is some bread, a jar of Nutella and a little creativity and you can brighten anyone's day. I'm inspired for sure!

Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding your hair.

Being American, I've never heard of fairy bread which is evidently an Australian treat. I'm not sure I'd want to eat white bread with margarine and sprinkles but it sure looks adorable!

Do they sing a sweet song in the oven as they bake?