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I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.

What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?

I hear they're hard to catch, those lil buggers! Make sure she has plenty of air and sunshine!

No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.

Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?

I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.

Watching the tiny shapes tumble around off of a grid is strangely satisfying.

Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.

Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!

A truly top-notch seeker wouldn't give up the snitch after a Quidditch match, they'd hold onto it as a badge of honor. I know I would.

Available at: Egyptianruin http://www.etsy.com/listing/61264518/sale-harry-potter-golden-snitch-bottle ($6.50)

These cookies are super adorable, it's true, but there's something about the recent trend to toss a glass of milk with a stripey straw in the background of dessert photos that I just LOVE. Why is a red and white straw so stinking cute?

The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!

Don't worry, they don't talk.