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Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!

Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.

A truly top-notch seeker wouldn't give up the snitch after a Quidditch match, they'd hold onto it as a badge of honor. I know I would.

Available at: Egyptianruin http://www.etsy.com/listing/61264518/sale-harry-potter-golden-snitch-bottle ($6.50)

These cookies are super adorable, it's true, but there's something about the recent trend to toss a glass of milk with a stripey straw in the background of dessert photos that I just LOVE. Why is a red and white straw so stinking cute?

I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.

It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.

I hear they're hard to catch, those lil buggers! Make sure she has plenty of air and sunshine!

The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!

No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.

Made by myself :)

Watching the tiny shapes tumble around off of a grid is strangely satisfying.

I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.