No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?
I hear they're hard to catch, those lil buggers! Make sure she has plenty of air and sunshine!
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
Don't worry, they don't talk.