bottle

Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?

What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?

No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.

You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!

Don't worry, they don't talk.

The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!

Watching the tiny shapes tumble around off of a grid is strangely satisfying.

A truly top-notch seeker wouldn't give up the snitch after a Quidditch match, they'd hold onto it as a badge of honor. I know I would.

Available at: Egyptianruin http://www.etsy.com/listing/61264518/sale-harry-potter-golden-snitch-bottle ($6.50)

I hear they're hard to catch, those lil buggers! Make sure she has plenty of air and sunshine!

I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.

I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.

Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!

It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.

Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.