bottle

I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.

I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.

Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!

Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?

No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.

Made by myself :)

It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.

These cookies are super adorable, it's true, but there's something about the recent trend to toss a glass of milk with a stripey straw in the background of dessert photos that I just LOVE. Why is a red and white straw so stinking cute?

Don't worry, they don't talk.

The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!

You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!

Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.