booze

I prefer my margaritas on the rocks instead of blended but I'll take what I can get.

I'll get tipsy with Hello Kitty any day! Do you think she'd bust out a few juicy secrets about Chococat and Badtz-Maru?

When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.

This is a classy step up from the spodi we drank in college, that's for sure! Think of all the delicious melon-tinged beverages you could serve out of this baby! I'd fill it with champagne and a little triple sec and the juice from the melon and I'd sit back and sigh deeply with contentment.

After a couple of these you'll be on a mad sugar high, face stained by sprinkles and drunk to boot! Just like being a kid again!

Fruitcake, I think we can all agree, is not a tasty treat. But if you distill the booziness and the cakiness and turn it into a jelly shot, I can get behind it.

Sometimes we overindulge. It happens, and it's okay. It's holiday party season and man is there a lot of hot mulled wine, hot buttered rum, champagne, hot chocolate with Rumplemintz out there tempting us with its deliciousness. These Japanese gummies claim to help cure a hangover. Ship me a case and I'll let you know if they work. I've got about a gallon of wine on the stove to get through.

No more vanilla bean, tropical breeze, baby's butt. It's time for my house to smell like a hunting lodge or a distillery.

I don't think you can make an actual, normal cupcake with booze in it, so this is a perfect variation. With all the new cupcake and whipped cream flavored vodkas on the market now you can make all sorts of boozy faux baked goods. This is the kind of baking I can get behind.

Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!

I like to keep it classy with the jello shots now that I'm a super grown-up adult and all. No more peeling away dixie cups to get at the cheap vodka soaked jello.