bones

Isn't that generous of Hello Kitty to offer up her bones to us as a snack?

When I was a kid I was sure I was going to be a paleontologist when I grew up. And look at me! I write for the Cheezburger Network about cakes and adorable things you can buy! I'm unearthing treasures every day, right? Look Mama! I made it!

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It's that time of year! What is your going to be dressed as? This lunch is going as friendly disembodied skulls at night. Not super scary but A for effort!

If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!

But can you reassemble the beast before he melts?

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.

No it's okay, you guys eat, I'll just nibble a little in the kitchen.

Every meal is an opportunity to scare your loved ones just a little.