I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
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You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
If I had made these sweet little bee pops I would have included a healthy pinch of spicy pepper for a little sting. Don't want to deny the bees their birthright!
clothespins don't need to be boring and bare. They can also be badass bats!
Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.
You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
Three dots and a bow. You know you've got an iconic brand when that's all it takes to identify a character.
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!