bed

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.

It seems a bit incongruous that pancakes would feature bedtime and messages to lul you to sleep. Let's just pretend this was one of those super special days when you get to have breakfast for dinner. I remember being SO excited to eat pancakes and bacon after the sun went down. Now I know that my parents probably just didn't have time to go to the store that day but it was pretty magical when I was six. Almost as magical as those nights as an adult when I can't manage to get it together to eat a

I know that for some of you the greatest love of your life is sweet treats. Snuggle with them until you drift into sweet sweet dreams.

What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!

He beckons you closer, you cannot resist. He encases you in his soft embrace and you sleep soundly.

Whispering sweet nothings through the night was never cuter!

If the zombies do come for you in the night they'll think they're too late. Guaranteed to wake up again!

Oh aren't you just a flatterer? I suppose I'll stay for one more drink.

Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?